BA4: Writing Habits
Some people have no problem sitting down and allowing themselves expression in writing. I on the other hand have difficulty even forming a coherent thought in my head, much less on paper for others to read. I decided in order to become a better writer I must analyze my writing habits and figure out what I need to change in order to become a better writer.
Who the hell decided we should write essays in college? I was not included in this decision making process and clearly I should have been! Since I wasnt consulted in this stupid decision I must learn how to play by the rules and abuse the hell out of them! Learning how to be the best damn writer I can be will show them, and to learn how to do that I must learn how to write! Analyzing my current half assed writing technics now will hopefully provide me with refined weapons for the future!
Thesis ideas- Since no one consulted me as to wether I wanted to write I need to learn how to BS the BSer! Working on my writing skills will help me play their game and hopefully I will learn a thing or to along the way. I need to study and analyze my current writing technics so that I can become a better writer, sharpin my analytical skills, and bring down the writing tyrant!
Typically when I begin the writing process I am pretty pissed that I even have to do a writing assignment! It takes a while for me to clear the red from my vision and then I am free to sit at my computer and write. Keep in mind this usually takes place about eight hours before my writing assignment is due, but this has nothing to do with my rebeling againts the class, just showing off my pracrastination skills! Perhaps starting my writing assignments earlier enable me to have better, more concise, and thorough papers…….Maybe Ill allow myself ten hours instead of the normal eight…… Sitting in my room, after the red has faded of course, listening to music and thinking about what I am about to write is typically what I do before a paper. Since I encourage any sort of lazzyness I am going to keep this step in my writing process! In case you had’nt noticed my spelling is pretty bad! Sorta like a nine year old with a helmet on! My dictonary is my best friend I will have to utilize it more often!(dang….wish I had it now!)
One way to sharpin my analytical form will be to be more prepared. Allowing myself more time for research and sentence structuring will help my papers sound more intelligent (minus the stupid word mispells) and give me a better argument. Once again not waiting eight hours before my paper is due will come in handy at this juncture!
We have all heard the expression, “if you cant bet them join them” and by working on my writing techniques that is exactly what I will be doing. Those of you who decided that this was an awesome way to torment your students will be luled into a false sense of sucurity by my soothing words and sly mannarisms. Just when your luled into sleep I will strike and take you by surprise, therefore rendereing you speechless and awestruck!
